update

• Christmas didn't get pregnant
• Finished thesis
• Graduated and became the Undisputed Liberal Arts Champion
• Is hated and vilified because of stupid, ungrateful, spineless (and poor)(scratch that, piss-poor) roommate
• Has a new male pup, Max
• Has shot his first short in years for Youtube's Your Film Festival
• Is now eight months owner of the business and ruler of the land
• Is still not in talking terms with his wife-to-be
• Is overweight
• Has jump-started writing the epic he conceptualized 12 years ago
• Has started drafts for his next short film
• Has been wrongly accused of collecting empty soda bottles filled with piss (that was the spineless, piss-poor roommate mind you).
• That last one was funny
• Most of his girl friends wreak of female war (though he told them not to stoop down 100 levels)
• Is waiting for the two baby girls he'll be getting to groom, develop and show after Max